Imaginary News Network : For when the real news is just too awful to contemplate

Breaking News: Commerson becomes Prime Minister

ImageMargaret Commerson, Member for North Bunswold, will be sworn in as the 668th Imaginary Prime Minister in a ceremony at the House of Cords later today.

Mrs. Commerson was declared the winner in a national vote of party members, with Commerson taking 68% compared to opponent Sir Herbert Double-Jamesons' 24%. A further 8% of the votes were 'spoilt' including the one submitted by Double-Jamesons himself.

Speaking at party headquarters, Mrs Commerson thanked "all those who have worked so hard for this victory. I will endeavour to serve everyone in this fine Imaginary country to the best of my ability" before rubbing her hands together and cackling maniacally. Defeated opponent Sir Double-Jamesons was too drunk to speak.

House of Cords CEO, Timmy Mansperson said "We're flattered to be hosting such an event. Its not often that a minor retail store in North Bunswold gets much attention so its great to be in the news. 50% off on all cords this weekend!".

Share this story:

Latest Imaginary News

World > Nearby 'Gamma Burst' unlikely to affect Imaginary News site
Arts & Ent > Jackson Jones finds his funk
Sci & Tech > Grrravity deflection detected by top scienceman
Sport > SuperFinal Preview : Budlington Diggers
Politics > Breaking News: PM resigns

Markets >

ISE 100 - down 0.1 at 4107.5
ICU up 0.01% against the Euro
Down 1c against the PD

We occasionally potter about in the garden.

Imaginary News Network

This site is under construction, which means we haven't yet plastered it in ads and stuff like that. In this section we'll probably add a selection of links to more imaginary things, carefully selected based on your unique personality profile.