Ledgislation approved in parliament
Thu Jun 11, 2026 2:46 pm
Parliament today voted 101-164 in favour of legislation to limit ledge sizes after new properties in north-west cumbertsonshre were found to exceed current ledge depth limitations by over 14 metres.
The issue was discovered by council staff performing initial building control inspections on properties on the newly constructed Arse Farm estate (the inspections being delayed by some weeks due to satnav confusion with nearby Elbow Grange).
The properties also featured skirting boards 15 cm below ceiling height and one had a loft hatch only 9 inches wide. The over-sized window ledges prevented inspectors entering the properties which had to be burnt to the ground before any further harm could be realised. A spokesperson for estate developers Macferson read out a prepared statement very quietly, standing too far away to be heard clearly.
Share this story: Share this story on X/Twitter
Unrelated stories:
Latest Imaginary News
Business > Platinum holdings drop gold
Thu Jun 11, 2026 2:43 pm
Arts & Ent > Christmas Fantastic album review
Thu Jun 11, 2026 1:51 pm
World > Unique hibiscus pottery shamed
Wed Jun 10, 2026 1:56 pm
Arts & Ent > Product Review: 5 litre Elvis
Wed Jun 10, 2026 1:24 pm
Today's Crossword
Arsechops
Recipe Corner
Spinach & Ricotta Pasta Wedges
This dish is all about the preparation, so before you start, travel to Italy and live with a local family for 16 years before preparing the pasta. Once you're ready to start, roll the spinach into thin sheets and hang them over a washing line until dry. Move the ricotta craftily (making sure to use a sharp knife) and then layer all the ingredients in a large pan, slightly too big to fit in the oven. Empty the ingredients from the pan onto a floured surface and curse loudly until they are well mixed. Give up and go to the pub.
INN Advertising
We haven't yet plastered this site in ads and stuff like that coz no-one knows about it. Tell all your friends and we'll carefully select some based on your unique personality profile (as long as you like dirty videos and weightloss pills).