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Ledgislation approved in parliament

ImageParliament today voted 101-164 in favour of legislation to limit ledge sizes after new properties in north-west cumbertsonshre were found to exceed current ledge depth limitations by over 14 metres.

The issue was discovered by council staff performing initial building control inspections on properties on the newly constructed Arse Farm estate (the inspections being delayed by some weeks due to satnav confusion with nearby Elbow Grange).

The properties also featured skirting boards 15 cm below ceiling height and one had a loft hatch only 9 inches wide. The over-sized window ledges prevented inspectors entering the properties which had to be burnt to the ground before any further harm could be realised. A spokesperson for estate developers Macferson read out a prepared statement very quietly, standing too far away to be heard clearly.

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