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Fri Feb 21, 2025 9:03 am

A video has appeared online that appears to show the Prime Minister 'wearing little booties' in a Shoho nightclub in the early 1990s, some 20 years before it was made legal.

Long-serving opposition member, Wilson Jimsonson-Leeson(son), who has campaigned against the 'wearing of little booties' for many years and recently raised questions about the Prime Minister's involvement in parliament, said "This video is pretty shocking. I've watched it a few times now. It's shocking. I'm shocked. I showed it to my wife in bed last night and she was shocked a couple of times too. The Prime Minister has serious questions to answer, it now seems indisputable that he has been 'wearing little booties' for a long time while denying it, on the record, in parliament."

We asked the Prime Minister's office for comment but they were all really busy all day.

Thu Feb 20, 2025 8:13 am

Protesters carrying placards gathered outside parliament yesterday to condemn the government's decision to close the opening between two Imaginary places.

The gap in the long fence between the Imaginary North and South Commenswolds has been used for many years by commuters, dog-walkers and local businesses as an efficient method of transit between the two locations. The government's review into the opening recommended closure after investigations by the Open Closure Committee for Rural Affairs concluded that the opening was a disruption to normal services, and congestion would be reduced if traffic were directed towards the newly constructed Herts Bypass.

Wed Feb 19, 2025 4:03 pm

A bad-tempered debate erupted in parliament today, with the Imaginary Prime Minister aggressively disputing allegations raised by the official opposition that he had been illegally 'wearing little booties' while a junior member of the government.

Long-serving opposition member, Wilson Jimsonson-Leeson(son), raised the topic during the hourly recess between scheduled debates, claiming that the Prime Minister (at the time a junior minister responsible for 'agricultural activities') had been engaged in illicit and unnecessary 'little bootie wearing' in the early 1990s, when it was still listed as a class C offence. The Prime Minister disputed this, stating that he "had never 'worn little booties' before it was decriminalised in 2012" and that "all the subsequent cases that did take place were perfectly legal and had the full consent of everyone involved".