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80% of surveys pointless, Survey survey says

ImageSurveys of things are largely pointless, according to Survey, the company that does surveys of various things.

In a survey of 100 surveyors, the Survey survey found that 80% of them just make it up anyway.

The remaining 20% of surveyors work for Survey, and said that Survey surveys were super.

Survey CEO, Prof. Surveyson, said that the results wouldn't change anything and he has already fired the people responsible, out of a cannon.

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