Not interested rates raised
Sat Apr 11, 2026 2:20 pm
The Central Imaginary Bank announced a surprise hike in not interested rates today, spooking investors with a boo to their face.
The Central Bank board, having hiked around Ben Noovis, across Adrian's Upper Wall and down the South Coast bypass had blisters in places their mothers' wouldn't recognise, their favourite conversation pieces now all tired and worn to the nub through over use. Not a single board member remained interested and the hike duly published.
Corporate analysts at city darlings' Loose, White and Gagging apologised to all concerned but promised that they had absolutely no recollection of the night's events in question, your honour.
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