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ImageNow, cases lined up all the sleeping joints, bedding down with the likely lads, that fountain of youth untapped again. Its pokey-pokey and limited to the auburn, the warm, uh oh thats the fire alarms! but its nearly the holidays so you are all forgiven, phew!

Those sip-sleeves awash in stale wine which must have seen better days, yet again chanting and reminiscing like we did in the early years.
I'm terrific, thanks, mother, why are you even asking.

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Traditonal Euronian Casserole

Carefully slice 8kg of onions then discard once tearful, reserving the tears. Down a pint of fish stock, whisk aggressively until tired then discard along with the onions. Brown the pan on a high heat until completely ruined, then discard along with the stock and the onions. Order a takeout and serve garnished with the reserved tears.

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