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Historic village unfurls large banner

ImageTownsfolk of the small, remote village of Rembindwi in Anicafria yesterday unfurled a gigantic banner, stretched across the main street of their dusty, largely forgotten town.

Village elder, Minitantu Limsonlim marked the historic occasion with a brief speech "This is truly an historic occasion for the people of Rembindwi. By raising this banner, our town has made a bold, clear expression of our will.".

The great unfurling follows closely on the heels of recent events in the nearby Anicafrian town of Meriberibakenhousen, which last month produced a giant hoard of pamphlets.

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