Rare footage of Simerian MiniBear captured
Fri Jul 24, 2026 8:12 pm
Naturalists on an expedition to the remote northern regions of Simeria have captured a rare glimpse of the famous Simerian MiniBear, a creature only seen in the wild twice previously.
The MiniBear is notoriously shy, hibernates for 8 years at a time and lives in the most inaccessible regions of Simeria, rarely coming into contact with humans. In its rare waking moments, any unexpected noise triggers the MiniBear's natural defensive response (curling up into ball and shrinking to the size of a grain of sand) which makes wild sightings so rare.
Expedition leader Magnus Johanssus described how they managed to capture the MiniBear footage : "We were climbing up a sharp incline when Elga dropped one of those little dangly things that she liked to keep attached to her massive backpack. As she reached down to retrieve it we realised it had landed right next to a MiniBear cavehole - they're clearly recognisable because of the tiny poo stains at the entrance. So I pitched a tent, I was that excited. Later, Elga and I set up the camping equipment so we had somewhere to stay, and we set up our cameras. We had to wait, in silence, for 6 years for the MiniBear to emerge, and the film we captured was worth every minute. It is a shame Elga died before she got to see it."
Share this story: Share this story on X/Twitter
Unrelated stories:
Latest Imaginary News
Sci & Tech > Famous scienceman finds 5G spot
Mon Sep 21, 2026 1:45 pm
World > Aspaniola batch sprung again
Mon Sep 21, 2026 1:03 pm
Sport > 3rd test, weekend update
Mon Sep 21, 2026 12:14 pm
Sci & Tech > Tacobels discovered in distant galaxy
Sat Sep 19, 2026 2:18 pm
Politics > New PM bolsters his majority
Fri Sep 18, 2026 2:57 pm
Today's Crossword

Dagnabbit
Recipe Corner

Spicy Chicken Coldpot
Briskly peel 3 raw eggs, whisk then add to your stock along with the live pigeon and the goat's eyes. Simmer gently for 4 minutes then turn the hob on. Once the stock has reached a climax, fellate rapidly and add the raw chicken. Borrow a tenner from an aunt and serve cold on a bed of feathers.
INN Advertising
We haven't yet plastered this site in ads and stuff like that coz no-one knows about it. Tell all your friends and we'll carefully select some based on your unique personality profile (as long as you like dirty videos and weightloss pills).



