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Leaked video appears to show PM 'wearing little booties' in the 1990s

ImageA video has appeared online that appears to show the Prime Minister 'wearing little booties' in a Shoho nightclub in the early 1990s, some 20 years before it was made legal.

Long-serving opposition member, Wilson Jimsonson-Leeson(son), who has campaigned against the 'wearing of little booties' for many years and recently raised questions about the Prime Minister's involvement in parliament, said "This video is pretty shocking. I've watched it a few times now. It's shocking. I'm shocked. I showed it to my wife in bed last night and she was shocked a couple of times too. The Prime Minister has serious questions to answer, it now seems indisputable that he has been 'wearing little booties' for a long time while denying it, on the record, in parliament."

We asked the Prime Minister's office for comment but they were all really busy all day.

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