Jones ready for hitting competition
Fri May 15, 2026 2:18 pm
Semi-world championship contender Fanny Jones has declared himself ready for a full-on hitting competition with someone else of a similar stature.
Semi-world champion, Lion Fantastic, has already nodded a brief acceptance of the proposed hitting competition challenge using his neck muscles under contractual obligation of their mutual promoter, Bighair Jackson.
The hitting competition is expected to last for a period of time, with the hitting commencing in time to some bells and finishing when one of the competitors doesn't want to get hit any more than they have already. The winner will receive a belt and a new pair of socks.
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