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Floral response presentation

Image(Doors Open: 8:45). Hay-fever awareness course prerequisite (entry barred without), line by line will approach, limited.

Floral response dedicated - (Doors Open: 7:45) - Brushed stamen, sigma, wind-borne particles lightly touched before the show ends. Crispy walnuts, crispy!

Mothers abound, pushchairs in reserved parking allocations, 6 abreast (3 each), pretty follicle frolicking and pushing up the primroses.
Entry free, for a price. (Doors Open: 5:30). You're welcome.

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Traditonal Euronian Casserole

Carefully slice 8kg of onions then discard once tearful, reserving the tears. Down a pint of fish stock, whisk aggressively until tired then discard along with the onions. Brown the pan on a high heat until completely ruined, then discard along with the stock and the onions. Order a takeout and serve garnished with the reserved tears.

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