FUNDAQ comes a cropper
Sat Apr 27, 2024 8:21 am
Despite a promising upcurve in trading last week, the FUNDAQ has flopped like a salmon in a blender.
Having borrowed 15 from its parents for last weekend, the FUNDAQ outlook unexpectedly darkened rapidly until the mood became decidedly sombre, a mournful kind of music playing quietly in the background and crusty brown leaves everywhere.
Analysts at Loose, White and Gagging weren't in the mood to talk about it. Even analyst Kenchu Viamactory from HK-BS, who is rarely short an opinion said "I am short an opinion".
Opinion shorts were up 5, while the FUNDAQ was down 214, levelling, Good.
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