Man attacked by tiny flying shark

Sun Oct 13, 2024 8:32 am

A man says he has been attacked by a tiny flying shark, in the first recorded attack in Nordingway since records began.

Dsvenson Bradawlson claims he was only dancing, and halfway through Jackson Jones' iconic record, "Where's My Funk", when the attack took place.

"There I was, just funking about, when all of a sudden half of my bloody nose disappeared," he said. "I didn't really get a good look at whatever did it, but holy cheese, look at that scar! That can only be a really small flying shark."

After barely passing drug and sanity checks, the Nordingway authorities reluctantly decided to take Mr. Bradawlson's claim a bit more seriously.

"He said it didn't have lasers or anything, which was quite disappointing," said Prof. Hajerson, a local expert. "I don't really know what to do next."

Nordingway scientists are now being rather careful and not going to the beach quite as often.

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