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Salmon streaming

ImageIn a quite shocking event, an historical, hysterical first since last week, a youtube streamer, sidewalk dreamer, down-uploading a thousand mega-users in follower state, tweeted a twitch stream down the mainstream, salmon all a-leaping-ho.

My god, they cried, this can't be right. "I blame the Youth of today!", cried the salmon, spawning in their traditional waters since well before, lets say, 1949, now all legs akimbo (legs aside, what with them being fish and legless as always), but metaphorically we have salmon now, as confused as anyone about the streams, and twitching, like thats normal even for a fish. Thanks.

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