From across the pond: Armernican politics update
Mon Jun 08, 2026 1:45 pm
Purple faced bigot has roundly attacked weeping child, child bites knees, drug mothers; obese begging, dirty, hair in terrible condition, dirty fingernails, nothing free anymore but you can sell your soul to the devil for pittance.
Evangelicals weeping as they beat the living daylights out of daylight robbers - they get away with it all of course but its still daylight robbery. Late night bar stool keepers started with just a few light beers but now have had too much bourbon and they're not going anywhere except to the beds of other stool warmers and some innocent chap who turned up and knew not much better. Clap for him in the morning.
Honest, hard-working, down-to-earth types peering cautiously from behind defensive blinds at the misplaced hobo on suburban street, all voting for the extreme once every few years, compromise candidates no compromise, nothing going to change anyway, world turning, world getting older, someone somewhere gonna do the same for less and with less concern for cutting corners. All hoping for the masked purple faced super hero come to save the day and whisk everyone off to a bubble in mars, no doubt.
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