BREAKING: Unknown virus strikes Imaginary reporters
Wed Oct 23, 2024 7:53 am
In a worrying development for INN, Imaginary journalists are being afflicted by a virus of unknown origin.
Details are scarce, except it appears that the new disease causes reporters to publish stories that are little more than random streams of consciousness bearing little if any relation to reality.
"The thing about this virus, it's bloody massive," said Rebecca Ssee, Head of Imagivirology at Saint Organstines. "We've had our suspicions for some time, and spent all these years looking into petriscopes and microdishes and that, and it was all a total waste of time because this thing is literally the size of the bloody universe. Apart from that we don't know anything about it at all. I need another drink."
We remain vigilant and we will keep you updated as this story develops.
Have you been affected by an unknown virus, or do you know an Imaginary journalist that has? Great.
Share this story: Share this story on X/Twitter
Unrelated stories:
Latest Imaginary News
Business > Kettle of Fish "not pretty" says Skipper of Boat
Thu Nov 21, 2024 8:56 am
World > South Marmurnian Leaders Conference begins
Thu Nov 21, 2024 8:27 am
World > Stupid country invades itself
Wed Nov 20, 2024 8:45 am
Sci & Tech > Inverse telescope views own destruction ahead of launch
Wed Nov 20, 2024 8:42 am
Arts & Ent > Bruce Monsoon dies aged 96
Wed Nov 20, 2024 6:19 am
Today's Crossword
Bollocks
Recipe Corner
Traditonal Euronian Casserole
Carefully slice 8kg of onions then discard once tearful, reserving the tears. Down a pint of fish stock, whisk aggressively until tired then discard along with the onions. Brown the pan on a high heat until completely ruined, then discard along with the stock and the onions. Order a takeout and serve garnished with the reserved tears.
INN Advertising
We haven't yet plastered this site in ads and stuff like that coz no-one knows about it. Tell all your friends and we'll carefully select some based on your unique personality profile (as long as you like dirty videos and weightloss pills).