Euronia prepares for annual dust up
Fri Oct 02, 2026 5:02 pm
Preparations are under way for Euronia's annual dust-up, with people from all walks of life helping out - buffing the scojurns and rimming the everlasting fingerplants.
The annual dust up has been a tradition across Euronia since the early 13th century, when Prontogist monks first began dusting up their monasteries in recognition of their patron saint's virginal passage buff. Although the main dust up event is now kept to a single weekend, rather than the whole month as the original tradition dictates, those 13th century monks would still recognise many of the costumes and moves used today.
It has now been 16 years since anyone was seriously injured during the dust up, and 19 years since the last fatality.
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