Imaginary man rues interview opportunity
Mon Oct 28, 2024 8:33 am
Interviewing Imaginary artist and semi-part-time metro-entrepreneur Isac Muson is never an easy task. He's difficult to reach (always upstairs) and even more difficult to connect with. He's not an Imaginary man you want to introduce to your mother and he's hardly going to help bury your father in a thunderstorm, if you get what I mean.
I've been told by the marketing department that you don't get what I mean, and apparently there's a whole pipe-load of empirical data to back that up - all I can see is.. look.. this article isn't an easy one to write.
Let's start over. I've been tasked with writing up an interview with Imaginary artist and semi-part-time metro-entrepreneur Isac Muson, (itself a difficult task, as detailed above), but this time its been made doubly, maybe triply, troublesome - Doublysome or tripleydoublysome. You see, Ibsac has a project - a project he has detailed to me at some length after whiskey : its called LeekyWicks. Its an environmentally sound project, forward looking, future proof, organic vegetable-matter based candle manufacture. Replace the central flammable thread with a plant-derived substitute, he says.
I've told the editor we shouldn't do this and that its not in-keeping with the overall tone, let alone even remotely worthy, but he's insisted its late enough now not to be overly bothered.
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