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New VVR tech almost as good as the real thing

ImageSilicone valley startup, Monflosity, claim their new virtual virtual reality kit is so good you won't be able to tell you're not using an actual virtual reality setup.

Monflosity Chief Technicalling Operator Bill Whacklebaster claims the absence of a revolutionary new head-tracking system, combined with a daily refresh rate and an expanded resolution (1 per eye), means their new VVR tech is indistinguishable from the real thing. Experiments with confused children and dogs back up those claims, with no indication from either group that they had any awareness what was going on.

"We see a great opportunity for having people give us money without us having to do any significant amount of work", said Monflosity's CFO Houston Wehaveaproblem. "We want the money, so if you can convince those people, there, to give us their money, that'd be great". Houston handed round a small tin which itself was also indistinguishable from the real thing.

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