Cross party talks end in argument

Mon Jun 22, 2026 1:40 pm

Long serving members of the Cross Party, representing upset, disgruntled and argumentative members of the community have walked out of talks with each other after representatives expressed anger at their own ability to accept the reality of the stuff they were talking about.

The parliamentary argument started late in the afternoon when the member for frequent mild annoyance clashed with the representative for something seriously disturbing which you can't quite put a finger on. Their argument spilled out into the division lobbies, down the stairs, through the hall and then trickled along into the outside guttering where it was pecked at by a passing buzzard.

Bystanders were standing by and onlookers looked on as the Cross Party group were joined by leaders of the Furious Society, who raised the volume a couple more notches before the members of Calm Down Now, Break it Up intervened and everyone went home.

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