New Prime Minister elected in surprise poll
Wed Nov 13, 2024 7:35 am
Taking the electorate by surprise, the head government announced today that William Rondonson has been elected as PM following a short unpublished campaign held behind the back-benches.
"I wasn't even sure if the last one had gone yet" said man-on-the-street, Johnny Manonthestreetson, who was passing by the window when we leant out offering sandwiches. "As long as he doesn't stop us fidgeting with the ferrets Im happy", said Johnny, who quickly disappeared off down the street with a funny walk.
Opposition party members were quick to apologise for their complete absence during the election campaign, noting they were all away for a weekend box-set session which failed to capture any badgers, but which was successful in spirit.
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Carefully slice 8kg of onions then discard once tearful, reserving the tears. Down a pint of fish stock, whisk aggressively until tired then discard along with the onions. Brown the pan on a high heat until completely ruined, then discard along with the stock and the onions. Order a takeout and serve garnished with the reserved tears.
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