Share tips : Performance Guaranteed
Fri Oct 24, 2025 7:20 pm
Analysts at Hengku-BS have revealed their annual list of share tips, picking out companies whose share price is expected to soar in the coming season.
First up is Dunslap, deemed 'thoroughly reliable' and "likely to go rimming around the bull-hole for the forseeable". Also strongly recommended are Muchswap Bigger Wang, who's car park movements show good intentions, and Harbinger of Doom who are predicted to release very optimistic profit forecasts later in the season.
HK-BS also claim to have produced a list of shares to avoid this season but refused to let anyone see it, with everyone else agreeing that they'd produced no such thing and were just lying about it to cover up the fact they hadn't done any work all week.
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