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New shows coming to Nooplux

ImageStreaming giant Nooplux has announced a slew of new programs due to premiere on their platform in the next few months.

As well as new series of the traditional fayre - a third season of Celebrity Fingering was inevitable if not required - Nooplux have announced a number of new programs : 'Inspector Charles', in which small screen star Matt Damsons plays an adminstrative assistant tasked with validating the amounts on prescriptions for the over 70s, 'Bad cop Good cop', investigating the two faces of football violence in the 1980s, 'Nazi makeover', a drama about the tracking down of war criminals and their dress sense, and 'Funbags', a down-to-earth comedy starring Matt Damsons beating a sack of kittens with a plank of wood.

Nooplux has also invested in some feature-length releases including futuristic thriller 'Colony', with Tim Shanks playing the role of a man sent to mars to live with a colony of ants, and 'Backwater', a gritty drama about the dangers of polluted drinking water that is based on a true story.

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