Absolutely no indication of Euronian Currency Crisis any time soon
Tue Oct 28, 2025 5:33 am
The Euronian Council for Economic Affairs has confirmed, in a strongly worded statement, that there is absolutely no chance of a currency crisis any time in the next 3 months.
During a largely unattended press conference in Bustles, Euronian economists said, "We have kept the currency completely out of bottles. It is not hidden in the basement and any indicator of downward pressure on interest rate differentials is false. Off-sheet balance buyback futures".
Mrs. Euronia was busy all morning collecting the eggs and stopping teenagers pecking at her tights.
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