Concert performance cancelled after accidents
Fri Jun 19, 2026 12:34 pm
The latest performance by the Imaginary National Symphony Orchestra has been cancelled after a series of accidents restricted the number of trained musicians able to perform.
The incidents started earlier in the week when four members of the 1st violins got stuck in a trumpet. Just two days later three members of the woodwind section got trapped inside a cello and the performance was eventually cancelled completely when the entire percussion section was sucked up by an oboe.
Conductor Gregot Parchinski is hopeful that their next scheduled performance (in 2 weeks time at the Imaginary National Opera House) will be able to go ahead as planned, if he can find a way out of the french horn.
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