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Latest scores from the Primary League

ImageGOOAL! Its little boys a-go-go in this week's scores round-up, with all the wee fellas having a jolly old time putting the ball in the net.

- Title holders Billy Rovers went down to a surprise defeat 3-2 against the cheeky chappies from Burmingly, thanks to a last minute hoodie from the kids from the estate.
- Big Jeff helped the 'Town break a 1-1 deadlock with Jammy Vale just before closing, but a no-score draw was still the result from the Pickwick Ground.
- Roast Lamb shut out the City, losing 3-0 in extra time (pen) and the United had their laces untied and forfeited the second round of the cup to Non-league Albion.
- Both the Spurts and the Arsebaggers had a bye this week but both still managed to scrape through with 1-0 victories against each other respectively.

In the Northern Leagues, Fickle Jaspers managed to get away ball-less while the result from the Stride of Canrar still remains undetermined due to adverse weather conditions.

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