Ballinhole open day 27
Sat Nov 02, 2024 7:09 am
Major shocks arrived at the 145th Ballinhole Open at the Titty Grounds today, delayed by a few hours when his driver developed dysentery and had to be replaced temporarily by the chauffeur of Colonel Surprises.
Military maneuvers and excursions aside, the long running saga of this year's Open appears no closer to conclusion after the governing body's controversial decision to switch the tournament to using balls larger than the holes.
Despite whacking a par 5 eagle on the first hole in record time, ballinhole world champion Fugal Horne remains tied to every other competitor on a firm +0 after 0 holes, with no amount of scissoring likely to allow any to break free.
Share this story: Share this story on X/Twitter
Unrelated stories:
Latest Imaginary News
Arts & Ent > Review: Kirson's latest mini-series
Fri Nov 22, 2024 8:34 am
Sci & Tech > Interstellar Pope crosses stellar boundary
Fri Nov 22, 2024 7:45 am
Sport > Pickers pick up Picklington in the draft-excluder
Fri Nov 22, 2024 6:39 am
Politics > House Privacy Committee submits final report
Fri Nov 22, 2024 6:32 am
Business > Kettle of Fish "not pretty" says Skipper of Boat
Thu Nov 21, 2024 8:56 am
Today's Crossword
Twatholes
Get the Imaginary App
Stay up to date with all the latest imaginary news by imagining the INN app, which would have a load of awe-inspiring features to make your life easier, more pleasurable and more complete, all at your fingertips, for every hour of every day for the rest of your goddam life!
INN Advertising
We haven't yet plastered this site in ads and stuff like that coz no-one knows about it. Tell all your friends and we'll carefully select some based on your unique personality profile (as long as you like dirty videos and weightloss pills).