Bears defeat Snakes in close match
Wed Apr 15, 2026 10:19 pm
In last night's first semi-final playoff match, the Bears managed to sneak a last-minute victory over the Snakes 24-19, with star centre Mickey Jackson scoring a six-pointer just 30 seconds from the final whistlehorn.
The second of the three playoff matches between the teams takes place a week Friday, with the victorious team going on to meet the Diggers on the Holy Ground in December's SuperFinal.
Full scorecard :
Bears - 24
(Jackson 6 @ 13, Lenson-jenson 3 @ 39, 3 @ 42, Buttmews 6 @ 49 (og), Jackson 6 @ 79)
Snakes - 19
(Wilson 3 @ 6, Piltdown 6 @ 22, 3 @ 24 (+1 extra point), Venison 6 @ 63 )
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