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Thu Oct 29, 2026 1:32 pm
The multi-nationalist and hedonistic Party party has started a parliamentary party to celebrate their first 5 years of Party partying.
The party, which is expected to last 5 years, was officially started by the Party party representative for North Partyton, Dilly Partyon, who has been giving it large since the 1980s and refuses to be beaten down by the heavy stick.
Party party spokesperson Panty Partypantson said "The Party party has proudly represented party parties for the last 5 years and we hope to continue the party Party for long to come. Sorry, i meant the Party party. Can we cut that bit out in the edit?".
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