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Street theatre raised to new levels

ImageTouring theatre group 'El Passo' has raised street theatre to new levels with their latest performance, staged atop the world's tallest buildings.

Reviewers have had difficulty assessing the groups' new works as they are prevented from getting anywhere near the troupe by warning signs, barbed wire and a series of health and safety regulations, not to mention a dreadful fear of heights, but El Passo director, Migueel Pocahontas, described the new performances as "Shockingly bad".

But at least they won't last long.

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