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Global warming debate in cabinet

ImageIn a heated debate, tonight, the heating was questioned - in the light of global heating, global warming - is it on? Is the heating on? Is this heating necessary when its not even that cold?

"If we shout at each other enough, that'll be alright won't it?" suggests reader Jackie Backseatassinationson, "That'll solve all the problems.". Of course, yes, it's easy enough to act daft and ignore all the many people, way too many people, with different views, way too many different views, on the heating, and debating, but lets put that all aside for a moment in a side-cabinet. Its not the cabinet's decision on a heated debate about the heating or even global warming, after all, thats likely to spark any kind of conclusion now is it?

Aye. Righto, there we go.

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