Protesters gather for March march
Tue Jun 09, 2026 12:23 pm
Protesters have gathered outside cabinet, near the table and down by the chairs, ready to start their nice big march about the potential replacement of March by June.
So far the protests have been peaceful, almost sleepy, although a small rival group, protesting in favour of the replacement of March with April, did cause a minor fracas when they stole someone's shoes.
Amongst a gaggle of chanting marchers - mostly standing still chanting "March!" and "We've already got enough Junes!" - we were able to catch a few words with controversial opposition MP, Amanda Danderanderson, who is backing the protest. "I'm backing the protest" she said, "but only until June. I mean March!", at which point everyone stomped off in a huff.
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