Protesters gather for March march
Tue Oct 29, 2024 6:23 am
Protesters have gathered outside cabinet, near the table and down by the chairs, ready to start their nice big march about the potential replacement of March by June.
So far the protests have been peaceful, almost sleepy, although a small rival group, protesting in favour of the replacement of March with April, did cause a minor fracas when they stole someone's shoes.
Amongst a gaggle of chanting marchers - mostly standing still chanting "March!" and "We've already got enough Junes!" - we were able to catch a few words with controversial opposition MP, Amanda Danderanderson, who is backing the protest. "I'm backing the protest" she said, "but only until June. I mean March!", at which point everyone stomped off in a huff.
Share this story: Share this story on X/Twitter
Unrelated stories:
Latest Imaginary News
Business > Lard and Tithe Punting Fund Closure
Thu Nov 07, 2024 7:59 am
Politics > Pole rises impressively despite election bungle
Thu Nov 07, 2024 6:30 am
Sport > The Narcolympics comes to Armenifrica
Thu Nov 07, 2024 6:18 am
Business > Chopajonian cuisine outpaces rivals, says Survey
Wed Nov 06, 2024 8:59 am
World > Refuse Collection blocked by syntactic error
Wed Nov 06, 2024 8:10 am
Today's Crossword
Shit
Infinite Suduko
Join the craze thats sweeping the nation : Draw a series of grids of 3x3 squares stretching to infinity and fill them with the numbers 1 to 9, making sure that each number is used only once in each grid and that all rows and columns add up to infinity.
Send your completed grids to 3, The Washtubs, London for your chance to win a couple of quid
INN Advertising
We haven't yet plastered this site in ads and stuff like that coz no-one knows about it. Tell all your friends and we'll carefully select some based on your unique personality profile (as long as you like dirty videos and weightloss pills).