Imaginary News Network : For when the real news is just too awful to contemplate New Stories Daily

T&N merger options floated

ImageMulti-national T&N today floated merger options, with a hefty 160% floater in the offering.

According to people familiar with the offer a sizeable portion of the floatation will be in tanks, with late day rounding fees being avoided in line with the recently updated FANDAQ ruling ; a move that is likely to be warmly welcomed by the majority of shareholders in both businesses.

Both T&N shares jumped rapidly after the announcement, before rebounding frequently.

Share this story:

Unrelated stories:

Image
Sport > Bears defeat Snakes in close match
Image
Arts & Ent > Theatre Review: Copperson at the Old Nick
Image
World > Woodworking mass-killer jailed

Latest Imaginary News

World > Unique hibiscus pottery shamed
Arts & Ent > Product Review: 5 litre Elvis
Sport > Barbosiosa hits a fifth-straight homie
Sci & Tech > Inventor of telescope killed by close-to thing
Business > Lastminute holidays suffer customer retention issue

Today's Crossword

Godammnit



Dark Thought For The Day

Everyone you love will be gone soon.

INN Advertising

We haven't yet plastered this site in ads and stuff like that coz no-one knows about it. Tell all your friends and we'll carefully select some based on your unique personality profile (as long as you like dirty videos and weightloss pills).