Flower market budding, daisy chains linked
Tue Nov 05, 2024 6:42 am
LEAFDEX holdings are in rude health, with flowers budding faster than other stocks.
"The root cause appears to be perennial linking in the daisy chain," suggested Pansy McMulch at flower market analysts, Bloombank.
Spades of investment were announced recently at leading flowerist IntaSorry, with up to 100 new jobs being planted across the country, and significant fertilisation promised.
Tulips rose at the news; poppies ceded twice.
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