Barbosiosa hits a fifth-straight homie
Wed Nov 25, 2026 1:00 pm
In the world of Armernican sports, few rival the legendary status of Bobby Barbosiosa, who completed his eight straight match tonight with a fifth straight homie underneath the boardwalk.
With 6 on the plate and 2 more back in the dug-out, the odds looked long on Barbosiosa ; already in his long-johns, with a full field set down and counters on all corners. Many spectators had already begun the long trudge home through the cotton fields out back of the Cottonfield Dome but, striding to the plate like a shark on a travellator, Barbosiosa drew many back to their seats as he slowly wound his pipe back, pointed out a minor discrepancy in the outback, and winked to a younger cousin rising hopefully from the left trench.
The opposition pitcher : twisting, jiving, house-eyed - touched his forelock to his plectrum and launched a swingball down the rocket-length with a third on base and another half waiting to go and Barbosiosa took a long, deep, slow step back, swung his arms and propelled himself into the record books.
Then everyone went home and all was ok.
Share this story: Share this story on X/Twitter
Unrelated stories:
Latest Imaginary News
Sci & Tech > Desk Fan Therapy
Fri Oct 09, 2026 7:39 pm
Sport > 2nd Test - Day 5 report
Fri Oct 09, 2026 3:46 pm
World > Danoosh Kareeem reaches unprecedented levels
Fri Oct 09, 2026 3:23 pm
Arts & Ent > "Worst Sects Scene" award awarded
Fri Oct 09, 2026 1:34 pm
Business > FINEX markets down on quarterly GIMP figures
Thu Oct 08, 2026 6:00 pm
Today's Crossword
Crapsticks
Recipe Corner
Poached Herring Balls
Tackle 3 herring from behind and remove the stems. Wash thoroughly in tepid water and marinade for 6 weeks in a dark storeroom. Meanwhile, place the potatoes in a tidy baking dish and cover until risen. (This might take some time so encourage them with supportive comments at least daily). When the potatoes are desicated, add to the herring and bake on the middle shelf of an oven at gas mark 12, until the balls are crispy. Serve with a side salad and a chianti to someone you don't like.
INN Advertising
We haven't yet plastered this site in ads and stuff like that coz no-one knows about it. Tell all your friends and we'll carefully select some based on your unique personality profile (as long as you like dirty videos and weightloss pills).