Barbosiosa hits a fifth-straight homie

Wed Jun 10, 2026 1:00 pm

In the world of Armernican sports, few rival the legendary status of Bobby Barbosiosa, who completed his eight straight match tonight with a fifth straight homie underneath the boardwalk.

With 6 on the plate and 2 more back in the dug-out, the odds looked long on Barbosiosa ; already in his long-johns, with a full field set down and counters on all corners. Many spectators had already begun the long trudge home through the cotton fields out back of the Cottonfield Dome but, striding to the plate like a shark on a travellator, Barbosiosa drew many back to their seats as he slowly wound his pipe back, pointed out a minor discrepancy in the outback, and winked to a younger cousin rising hopefully from the left trench.

The opposition pitcher : twisting, jiving, house-eyed - touched his forelock to his plectrum and launched a swingball down the rocket-length with a third on base and another half waiting to go and Barbosiosa took a long, deep, slow step back, swung his arms and propelled himself into the record books.

Then everyone went home and all was ok.

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