Imaginary News Network : For when the real news is just too awful to contemplate New Stories Daily

Unique hibiscus pottery shamed

ImageThe usually placid streets of Titiwanna, capital city of Pimplonesia since post-colonial independence expansion in 1965, were the focus of a rare bout of horticulturally themed ceramic shunning this evening.

Residents of the sleepy capital district, north of the river, at the foot of the Ankle mountains, connected by rail to the Shinbone valley, downstream from Kneebone Springs, had their unique Hibiscus kilns ready to fire when power-hungry aristocrats, dressed head to foot in clinicians robes and living on a borrowed appetite, pored scorn on the asymmetrical castings and unergonomic handle shaping.

Mother of three, Four, and her other two daughters, Won and Too, admitted to being somewhat perplexed by the aristocracy's sudden interest in their craft : "I do not understand" she claimed.

The Hibiscus was replaced by Cardamon pods before the kilns were started up in anger.

Share this story:

Unrelated stories:

Latest Imaginary News

Business > Lard and Tithe Punting Fund Closure
Politics > Pole rises impressively despite election bungle
Sport > The Narcolympics comes to Armenifrica
Business > Chopajonian cuisine outpaces rivals, says Survey
World > Refuse Collection blocked by syntactic error

Today's Crossword

Shit


Infinite Suduko


Join the craze thats sweeping the nation : Draw a series of grids of 3x3 squares stretching to infinity and fill them with the numbers 1 to 9, making sure that each number is used only once in each grid and that all rows and columns add up to infinity.

Send your completed grids to 3, The Washtubs, London for your chance to win a couple of quid


INN Advertising

We haven't yet plastered this site in ads and stuff like that coz no-one knows about it. Tell all your friends and we'll carefully select some based on your unique personality profile (as long as you like dirty videos and weightloss pills).