Unique hibiscus pottery shamed
Wed Oct 30, 2024 7:56 am
The usually placid streets of Titiwanna, capital city of Pimplonesia since post-colonial independence expansion in 1965, were the focus of a rare bout of horticulturally themed ceramic shunning this evening.
Residents of the sleepy capital district, north of the river, at the foot of the Ankle mountains, connected by rail to the Shinbone valley, downstream from Kneebone Springs, had their unique Hibiscus kilns ready to fire when power-hungry aristocrats, dressed head to foot in clinicians robes and living on a borrowed appetite, pored scorn on the asymmetrical castings and unergonomic handle shaping.
Mother of three, Four, and her other two daughters, Won and Too, admitted to being somewhat perplexed by the aristocracy's sudden interest in their craft : "I do not understand" she claimed.
The Hibiscus was replaced by Cardamon pods before the kilns were started up in anger.
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