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Christmas Fantastic album review

ImageBronx-based hip n hop rapper Christmas Fantastic's new album "Why won't you take me seriously?" continues the themes from his previous release "What's your problem?" with deep back bass and a slightly more grungey feel to the underbush.

Opening track and top 10 single, "Its fine to wear a hat like this and i'll knife you in the face if you diss my bitch down" has Christmas in traditional bumptious mode as he purrs the riff that's since become the theme of the summer : "Youth, my hat aint wronging, your bitch aint belongin, you diss my bitch hat down now will ya, gonna bump it up back and whack ya in brazilia." and few can resist getting a little movement on when the deep drum line means you can't stop vibrating.

Fantastic's audience is diverse now, after his summer success we've got little old ladies from the 1920s caked in glue, singing along in the care home without a clue whats goin on - but thats all part of his appeal now. The hat's still stupid and this new album doesn't remotely help in his quest to be taken seriously, but at least its short.

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