New PM bolsters his majority
Fri Nov 15, 2024 8:57 am
New Concatanive Prime Minister William Rondonson has announced measures to bolster his majority in parliament today.
The bolstering occurred shortly after the announcement, once the measurements had been completed and verified by House representatives. All of the measurements were within acceptable levels of tolerance according to the House Chairman, Mularchy Catspankson, giving the nod to the majority bolstering in accordance with hundreds of years of parliamentary ritual.
Opposition spokesperson, Wendy Boatscomehome, suggested that the bolstering is unlikely to go unchallenged : "We don't really recognise this bolstering as a legitimate bolstering. As a party, our approach is to see the bolstering and pretend we don't know what it is - its our belief that if we don't formally accept this reality the PM will have to back down, unbolster the majority and probably take a new yardstick down to the palace".
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