Imaginary News Network : For when the real news is just too awful to contemplate New Stories Daily

New PM bolsters his majority

ImageNew Concatanive Prime Minister William Rondonson has announced measures to bolster his majority in parliament today.

The bolstering occurred shortly after the announcement, once the measurements had been completed and verified by House representatives. All of the measurements were within acceptable levels of tolerance according to the House Chairman, Mularchy Catspankson, giving the nod to the majority bolstering in accordance with hundreds of years of parliamentary ritual.

Opposition spokesperson, Wendy Boatscomehome, suggested that the bolstering is unlikely to go unchallenged : "We don't really recognise this bolstering as a legitimate bolstering. As a party, our approach is to see the bolstering and pretend we don't know what it is - its our belief that if we don't formally accept this reality the PM will have to back down, unbolster the majority and probably take a new yardstick down to the palace".

Share this story:

Unrelated stories:

Image
World > Octopus stuck in jar
Image
Arts & Ent > Oven all the finds
Image
Arts & Ent > Product Review: 5 litre Elvis

Latest Imaginary News

Business > Kettle of Fish "not pretty" says Skipper of Boat
World > South Marmurnian Leaders Conference begins
World > Stupid country invades itself
Sci & Tech > Inverse telescope views own destruction ahead of launch
Arts & Ent > Bruce Monsoon dies aged 96

Today's Crossword

Bollocks


Recipe Corner


Traditonal Euronian Casserole

Carefully slice 8kg of onions then discard once tearful, reserving the tears. Down a pint of fish stock, whisk aggressively until tired then discard along with the onions. Brown the pan on a high heat until completely ruined, then discard along with the stock and the onions. Order a takeout and serve garnished with the reserved tears.

INN Advertising

We haven't yet plastered this site in ads and stuff like that coz no-one knows about it. Tell all your friends and we'll carefully select some based on your unique personality profile (as long as you like dirty videos and weightloss pills).