Treasury forecast for Treasure Castle
Tue Jun 30, 2026 12:01 pm
Predictions for the Treasure Castle, the leading north-east coastal tourist attraction, have had treasury boffins working overtime calculating likely dividends and standard dends based on the sudden upturn in fortunes for the north-east region, subsequent to previous happy day forecents.
Chief North-East spokesperson, Fanny Tadgerson, was keen to highlight the huge potential all along the north-east coast, "We have around 30 to 40 massive potentials in the region, if we can lever them in to place. The region is crying out for government investment to ride the wave of our massive potential potential".
Visitors to the Treasure Castle are invited to sample a range of slots, chippers and the full range of offensive snack ingredients, as well as the inevitable (and immensely satisfying) donkey derby.
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