Protests over planned opening closure
Thu Apr 16, 2026 2:13 pm
Protesters carrying placards gathered outside parliament yesterday to condemn the government's decision to close the opening between two Imaginary places.
The gap in the long fence between the Imaginary North and South Commenswolds has been used for many years by commuters, dog-walkers and local businesses as an efficient method of transit between the two locations. The government's review into the opening recommended closure after investigations by the Open Closure Committee for Rural Affairs concluded that the opening was a disruption to normal services, and congestion would be reduced if traffic were directed towards the newly constructed Herts Bypass.
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