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Women's Penis Championship Enters Final Stages

ImageThis year's Women's Penis Championship heads towards a climax this weekend with all 4 top seeds in with a good chance of a getting a hand on the trophy.

Number 1 seed Natalie Mybackyardson has been on startling form, almost breaking the olympic record in the group stages with her time of 2 minutes 34 seconds and a distance of 2.4m. This remarkable achievement alone would have been enough to make this tournament a memorable one, but when it was followed up by Michelle Bucketson whacking off a double-hander in the quarters, fans worldwide knew this was to be an historic event.

With Mybackyardson and Bucketson going head-to-head on Saturday, and challengers Springlove and Backcheese meeting on Sunday, we're set for a faceful this weekend and the likelihood of a great final come the following Saturday.

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