South Marmurnian Leaders Conference begins
Thu Jul 02, 2026 2:27 pm
Tribal leaders from across South Marmurnian have gathered in the Marmunian capital for their once-every-decade conference which decides future political direction across the continent.
Topics being discussed this time around include the postulation of the grievances of the Higher Plapoon, the segmentation of Dameshilapan, how to address high levels of tarpinbandwat in the River Diplongu and the construction of the world's largest Jamesh.
The conference takes place over 12 days, concluding in a giant fireworks display where all the leaders stand hand in hand before the Head Chief lights the final Hootabanti.
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