Rare Margrite goes on display
Fri Nov 15, 2024 8:05 am
Visitors to the Imaginary Central Museum lucky enough to get tickets will be able to catch sight of a rarely seen Margrite, which is on display until the end of the month.
The last time a Margrite was shown at the Museum, long queues formed full of willing punters desparate to catch even the smallest glimpse of the unique work. Bethany Hanson, who queued, unsuccessfully, for over 3 weeks during the Margrite's last outing was taking no chances this time round, selling her house and all her belongings months in advance and now living in the museum's entranceway, barely surviving on scraps and old ticket stubs and drinking from puddles.
Asked why she was so dedicated about seeing the Margrite, Bethany said "The What?!?", looking confused momentarily before a rapid upwelling of uncontrollable rage and fury caused her to lose any remaining semblance of control, inevitably leading to her demise as she threw herself off a nearby bridge and into the river Baarn.
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