House Privacy Committee submits final report
Fri Apr 10, 2026 12:32 pm
The House Privacy Committee, which was discovered recently to consist of 35 members and to have been in existence for 15 years without being spotted, has submitted its final report to the government.
Committee member, Polly Tipson, spoke to reporters outside the House Chambers and expressed her dissatisfaction about the recent discovery of the committee. "We have been taking our responsibilities very seriously, not a single lapse once all these years. That our committee was eventually revealed by our opponent's Hiding and Seeking Committee is obviously a political manoeuvre designed to distract attention from the Opposition Party's internal investigation into Hiding Behind Trees and the Intergovernmental Panel for Saying Something Naughty then Running Away".
Mrs Tipson then immediately said something naughty and ran away, which has sparked a wave of scandalous rumours in parliamentary tea rooms.
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