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Tacobels discovered in distant galaxy

ImageAt a press conference held today in the Imaginary Institute of Sciencenshit, Imaginary Scientists confirmed the discovery of subatomic 'Tacobels' in the distant galaxy of Andyromeldal, which is over 6 hours' drive from our planet, even at 1000 times the speed of light and then some.

The group of scientists were quick to quash rumours that the 'Tacobels' were just another made-up phenomena, especially relevant as their reputation was so badly tarnished by last year's announcement of a 'Macdonalds Wave' in a small puddle on the University campus, and their still-disputed claim to have discovered the fundamental quantum particle of Time that they call 'Whendies'.

Although the debate about 'Whendies' concluded three years ago, when rival scientists pointed out that the whole idea was nonsense, according to Imaginary Scientists it still rages on in the future, which conclusively proves their point, they claim.

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