Senate comittee committed to manatee
Tue Nov 26, 2024 6:26 am
Today in armernica, the congressy group of senators, dressed as gladiators, with one half-bull minotaur, agreed (in principle) to maintain their commitment to the manatee, the aquatic cow like creature that has all the features of a cow except any of them.
Cows stand in fields and eat grass, unlike the manatee which swims and according to some ne'er-do-wells, provides an origin to the tales of the mermaids, because, you know, i guess you would, wouldn't you, if you'd been on a boat long enough.
It is widely believed the the manatees only appear to armernican politicians in beams of light in the early afternoon if there is a firm agreement for them to be accompanied by other aquatic species once every 76 years, when the senate manatee matinee comittee commits Haley's comet manta rays, and not to be confused with the tardigrades which look the same but are much tinier.
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