Refuse Collection blocked by syntactic error
Wed Jun 17, 2026 2:10 pm
A minor crisis has been overflowing on to the streets of the small Armernican town of Jetsam, after workers in the town's Refuse Collection department failed to parse their department's name correctly and began denying all requests outright.
Irate citizens with bins full to the brim (and beyond) are greeted by a large "No" when visiting the department's website, and phone-calls to their customer service department are redirected to an automated message declaring "Whatever it is you want, we're not having any of it, go away".
After some effort we managed to track down the department's head honcho, Zak Honcho, but he was too busy to speak to us - as, in a predictably unsurprising twist to the story, he was changing all the fuses in all the plugs in his house.
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