So-called 'Super' Man defeated by obvious flaw in plan
Sat Oct 26, 2024 6:23 am
A so-called 'Super' man, who claimed to be able to travel faster than a speeding bullet, tonight shot himself in the face.
In the incident, which police and observers have described as "Very Stupid", an erotically charged and peculiarly clad young gentleman of the Super persuasion was observed mixing metaphors at a speed exceeding that of cheetahs, high-speed trains, sound and bullets (although not light).
Speaking after the event bystander Johnny Bystanderson pondered ".. how come I'm always seeing these kind of things happen but, as much as I try, I never seem to be directly involved". Our reporter was rapidly on the scene, taking account of all the goings on, before heading off to the pub.
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