Profits boost for Urinal Waxing
Tue Jul 14, 2026 2:09 pm
Urinal Waxing Corp of NY announced greater than expected profits in their first quarter prelims released today.
Jim Tinsonbuntson of analysts Loose, White and Gagging gave the report three oversized thumbs up : "Urinal's first quarter completely blew our expectations out of the water, took 'em to a bar, gave 'em 6 double whiskeys then slid 'em down a well greased rope slide into a pool full of sexy".
CEO Filon Waxing painted a rosy picture for shareholders in FY2017, which was nice of him.
Share this story: Share this story on X/Twitter
Unrelated stories:
Latest Imaginary News
Business > BAZDAK short seller faces clink for sheeping
Mon Aug 17, 2026 2:00 pm
Sport > SuperFinal Preview : Chinoke Snakes
Mon Aug 17, 2026 1:59 pm
Sci & Tech > Odd-bit computers 'more efficient'
Mon Aug 17, 2026 1:58 pm
Politics > Justice sought for massive squirrel-headed mothers
Mon Aug 17, 2026 1:58 pm
World > Man attacked by tiny flying shark
Sun Aug 16, 2026 2:32 pm
Today's Crossword
Fuckballs
Infinite Suduko
Join the craze thats sweeping the nation : Draw a series of grids of 3x3 squares stretching to infinity and fill them with the numbers 1 to 9, making sure that each number is used only once in each grid and that all rows and columns add up to infinity.
Send your completed grids to 3, The Washtubs, London for your chance to win a couple of quid
INN Advertising
We haven't yet plastered this site in ads and stuff like that coz no-one knows about it. Tell all your friends and we'll carefully select some based on your unique personality profile (as long as you like dirty videos and weightloss pills).