Candidates throw hats into ring
Thu Jul 16, 2026 3:21 pm
After the recent resignation of Prime Minister Cumberson following a series of allegations of inappropriate fuffering behaviour in the early 90s, four candidates from the ruling Concatanive party have, in a surprise development, thrown their hats into a ring.
The four candidates, in alpahabetical order, are:
- Member for North Bunswold, Margaret Commerson (Fedora)
- Member for Pidlington, Sir Herbert Double-Jamesons (Bowler)
- Member for Carmoothen South, Edgar Edgarsonsonson (Bearskin cap)
- Member for the Isles of Skoot, Barmog and the Outer Hurmerners, James McSpargonson (Pork pie)
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